The Wave

Deck the Halls: A Fractured Christmas Carol

Deck the halls with shouts and curses
Fa la la la la la la la la,
As the Florida mob disperses
Fa la la la la la la la la,
The vote is cast and Bush’s the winner
Fa la la la la la la la la,
Gee that’s great, now what’s for dinner?
Fa la la la la la la la la.

See the market crash before us
Fa la la la la la la la la,
Just like an Egyptian Air Bus
Fa la la la la la la la la,
Sinking faster than the Titanic
Fa la la la la la la la la,
It’s just your money, no need to panic
Fa la la la la la la la la.

Fast away the ozone passes
Fa la la la la la la la la,
The air is filled with greenhouse gases
Fa la la la la la la la la,
Heating bills are screaming higher
Fa la la la la la la la la,
So chop some furniture for the fire
Fa la la la la la la la la.

Hold the pickles, hold the lettuce
Fa la la la la la la la la,
Special orders don’t upset us
Fa la la la la la la la la,
But cut us off in yuletide traffic,
Fa la la la la la la la la,
And we’ll go absolutely spastic
Fa la la la la la la la la.

TMF, December 2000

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