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Wet Paint?

Journal Notes from a Zoo Docent

Zoo visitors interpret warning signs as suggestions rather than positive bans on any particular behavior. Messages such as DON’T FEED THE ANIMALS, STAY ON THE PATH, STAFF ONLY BEYOND THIS POINT are just some examples of signs which are often ignored. Visitors wander off the walkway and into the kangaroo area, trying to get near these animals, blissfully unaware of the damage kangaroos can inflict with their powerful hind legs. They ignore DO NOT PET signs and strain to reach over and beyond barriers to touch biting animals such as donkeys and ponies, and then complain when the inevitable happens. I often see visitors standing directly in front of the DO NOT FEED sign blissfully tossing cookies, crackers, and popcorn to the orangutans. When confronted, the excuses range from "I didn’t do it. It wasn’t me." to "I’ve always fed animals at the zoo. Why are you scolding me now?" I once saw a young couple pause in front of adjacent doors trying to make a decision as to which one to use. The first door had a sign in large letters reading ENTER, while the second door had a sign on it reading, EXIT ONLY - DO NOT ENTER!

The maintenance crew had just refinished the expedition storage crates at the Kansas City Zoological Park, coating them with water-resistant varnish. They were careful to put a warning sign on each box reading WET PAINT. Unfortunately, the signs did not always deliver the appropriate message nor deter the skeptics.

Two young women pushing strollers walked by the expedition crate just outside of the Australia Woodland Aviary, when one paused and said to her companion, "Alice! What's that sign say?"

Alice peered intently at the sign and read out loud: "WET PAINT." Having said that, she approached the crate and gingerly placed the tip of her finger on top of the box. "Oh, it's not wet," she muttered derisively, as though somebody had tried to pull a fast one on her.

"Maybe it's wet on the sides," offered her friend. Alice dutifully slid around beside the box to test another location. "Hey Betty!" she exclaimed, thrilled by her discovery, "It's sticky over here."

"Let me see," said Betty, just to make sure her friend's assessment was correct. She too slid around beside the box and placed her finger on the surface. "Yeah, it's wet all right. I got it all over my hand and some of it is even on my pants. Look at that for crying out loud. Now, how am I going to get this stuff off?"

"I think I got some Handy Wipes somewhere in this bag," responded her pal as she fumbled through her belongings. "Try this, maybe it'll work."

Betty took the Handy Wipe and began rubbing the paint spots. Alice and Betty toddled off down the path to the aviary, pushing their strollers, one daubing ineffectively with the Handy Wipe while the other commiserated loudly and grumbled about "careless workmen."

"You'd think they'd put up a warning sign, wouldn't you?" she complained.

"Yeah. You’d think so, but what can you expect these days?"


Kenneth Lee, November 2000

Kenneth Lee is a docent with the Kansas City Zoological Park.

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